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Spaghetti Story

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write
'Spaghetti' on the back, he would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey!', she said, 'you received a very strange post card
today.' 'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.. The wife obeyed

and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce!!!!!

Friends

AND  REMEMBER: 
Good friends are like stars. 
You don't always see  them 
but  you always know they are there!  

BLESSED  ARE THE CRACKED FOR THEY ARE 
THE ONES WHO LET IN THE  LIGHT!

Freedom cost

I thought you might be interested in what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
 
Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army, another had two sons captured.  Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War. They signed, and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. 
 
What kind of men were they?
 
Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners, men of means, well-educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.
 
Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags. Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.  Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.
 
At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt. Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.
 
John Hart was driven from his wife's bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates.
 
Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild-eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more.  Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: "For the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."
 
They gave you and me a free and independent America. The history books never told us a lot of what happened in the Revolutionary War. Our forefathers didn't just fight the British. They were British subjects at that time, and they fought their own government! Some of us take these liberties so much for granted...and we shouldn't.
 
It makes me wonder if the leaders we have today would have signed the Declaration of Independence knowing what would happen.  I doubt it.  I think they take these liberties for granted, too.
 
God bless America and God bless you, Elroy.  Because of you, I'm able to enjoy my own independence and freedom.
 
Be safe this weekend and don't get burned by any sparklers,
 

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new product

The Double Trouble stun gun is more effective than most stun guns because of the space between the contacts. The greater the space, the greater the effect. Most stun guns only have 1.5 nches. The Double Trouble has 5 inches between contacts.

  • Rubber Coated Soft Contour Grip to make it easy to hold and hang on to.
  • Safety switch is on the top with a red LED on/off indicator to let you know if the stun gun is ready to fire.
  • Uses two CR123A batteries (included).
  • Also comes with a hand strap and FREE Nylon Carrying Case with Belt Clip ($15.00 Value).
  • Only 6" long. Weighs just 6.9 oz.
Suggested Retail $89.95  This price will be discounted.

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